The (Squeaky Old) Weed is a rather ghastly verity of plant life found in the land of Do As Your Told.


The Weed is not a nice thing to look at. It is flesh colored in appearance, with what looks like a large mouth in the center of a boulbus head. It's leaves are yellow with purple spots and seems to grow out of muddy brown mounds.


The Weed appears to be slightly sentient, as it can make shrill squeaking noises when threatened or disturbed. Apart from this, it appears to do nothing. They can be found anywhere, but mostly where it is damp, dingy and out of the way, The Dump for example. Not a very hardy plant, it does not like to be over watered. Stoppit once tried to cultivat one, but accidently drowned it.